In the words of Lily Allen,

I lost my phone last weekend when I was in Paradigm mall. In Payless Shoes to be exact. I'm not sure exactly when it happened. It could have been when I was trying on shoes or when I was knocked over by the staff. (I really hope the latter was an accident) The aisles in Payless are really narrow so it's difficult to manoeuvre when two human beings are in the same aisle. And it resulted in me almost falling in the the rack of shoes in front of me. Luckily there was a stool in front of me so I managed to catch my balance on it. My phone could have fallen out of my hand if I was holding it. (But I don't remember if I was or not). Either that or....

Some asshole swiped it when I was trying on shoes. The thing is, I don't remember putting it down anywhere next to me BECAUSE I wasn't sitting down, I was standing. And it's not me to leave my phone on random shoes boxes around me. I noticed it missing when I was at the cashier. Told Sue to call my phone, and it rang and there was an answer. Except no one said anything on the other line. I should have screamed. So if the thief was still in the shop (if ever), she would have been able to hear me on the line.

Alas, this story has no happy ending. I am indeed a phone-widower. My phone isn't a particularly fancy phone either. It's a Blackberry Bold 9900. It's not the newest phone, nor the prettiest nor the coolest. Can't do much with it since Blackberry does not have access to majority of the apps available. Nonetheless, it was MY phone and it was my birthday present from my presents so it has sentiments behind it. And even if it was useless when it came to the camera and the apps, it was still a pretty phone. :( No some bastard is holding it.

Thankfully I don't have that many pictures and videos in there. But ada la. Videos of me and Sue being random, pictures of Chloe and I. I feel so violated right now. And immensely furious. I spent most of mass thinking of ways to hurt that person. I hope my phone explodes you shithead. I hope karma bites you in the ass. Also,